Okay, so we all know that seemingly everyone on earth has a phobia about discovering a penis one day while on the hunt for the good stuff—to quote one of my favorite movies, Boomerang, you know, “976-D-I-C-K, chicks with dicks…”. Anyhow, I get this email from a relative and simply had to share, after all, if you are not careful, they might convert you!
Mind you, I think the story has holes in it (no pun intended) and the photos don’t seem to match, but you decide,
The email reads:
wooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww……..Ok, but…..but then if……so how do……well, I’m just saying that…..and then how……***sigh***….oh nevermind……
—–Inline Message Follows—–
You guys better be careful who you date out there. They all look cute
and all but make sure they’re the right gender before you get too close.
Unless you have an open mind. 
-READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: FW: They let the cat outta the bag!
Wow, I would have never guessed she was a he…she looks good…..men
ya’ll better be careful
GARRICK Jacobson was in custody at Surry Hills police station when he
apparently discovered his girlfriend used to be a man.
Within hours of being released on bail, he went to her apartment and
started “belting the hell” out of her, Downing Centre Local Court heard
yesterday.
The two police officers who allegedly revealed the information about his
then partner’s past are now charged with breaching privacy laws.
In a rare prosecution under the Privacy and Personal Information
Protection
Act, Constables Tyrone Stacey and Brendan Ritson have pleaded not guilty
to unlawful disclosure of information.
The offence is punishable by up to two years’ jail.
The court heard Jacobson, 26, was held in custody on September 24, 2006,
after being arrested for suspected theft.
Stacey allegedly used the police computer system to access information
about Jacobson’s then girlfriend, Brigitte Fell, revealing her gender as male.
Ritson, who was looking over his colleague’s shoulder, allegedly shouted
to Jacobson: “You’re r . . . ing a bloke”, the court has heard.
After Jacobson denied it, he was allegedly shown paperwork indicating
her gender and told: “See, it’s a guy.”
As the officers defended the case yesterday, Ms Fell gave evidence that
the incident “ruined my life”.
She told the court she was born a male, undergoing gender reassignment
surgery about 12 years ago “in London, and it cost a fortune”.
Complete strangers subsequently told her it was “the best sex change
we’ve ever seen”, she said.
But Ms Fell did not share the information about her surgery with
Jacobson, her boyfriend of about two months, because “he was temperamental enough”.
Police were aware of other domestic violence incidents involving the
pair in the two days prior to the assault, the court heard.
Ms Fell said she woke in the early hours of September 25 to find
Jacobson in her Surry Hills apartment, threatening to kill her.
“Your f . . .ing mates the cops told me you’re a man – is it true?” he
allegedly said.
Ms Fell said Jacobson then punched her repeatedly in the face.
“He was belting the hell out of me,” she told the court.
She said she suffered concussion after falling over the balcony of her
loft bedroom and woke up “covered in blood”.
“My whole face was broken,” she said.
Ms Fell spent several days in hospital after the attack, for which
Jacobson is currently awaiting sentence in the District Court.
Ms Fell said she told only three or four of her “dearest friends” about
her surgery but some police officers knew of it because she had sought their
help after previous violent incidents.
The court heard that when Jacobson was brought back to the police
station following the assault, he allegedly said he had gone to Ms Fell’s
apartment “to cut her hair off . . . she was a she-man”.
The hearing continues today.
